why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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