i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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