Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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