I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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