Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
vagina is talking i cant
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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