Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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