I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
