five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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