things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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