okay pat passed out under dana's car
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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