You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you never un-have a 4some
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
