I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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