I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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