So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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