we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
This is my gift to your gina
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Randomize
