sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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