Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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