sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she told me i tasted like america
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize