biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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