I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
