the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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