They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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