Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
