and you said cock pushups were impossible
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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