i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
kristin has been a bad kristin
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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