My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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