3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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