so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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