a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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