Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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