She's JV to your varsity
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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