I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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