WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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