Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
And then the night went full on bisexual.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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