You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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