Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Green mimosas i think yes
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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