This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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