North Korea, Best Korea!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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