She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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