Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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