Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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