Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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