I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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