You work out of a Hotel?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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