I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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