she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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