And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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