i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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