I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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