HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
BRING THE BAGELS
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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