I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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