so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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