He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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