Moan for me like Helen Keller
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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