You just made me feel so damn special
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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