i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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